The Spring, Sprung Eternal Collection
The Marzicherry: Oatmeal cookie w/ cherries, white choc chips, & homemade marzipan
An oatmeal cookie to knock your socks off, this one is soft & chewy with lovely bites of amareno cherry & Guittard white chocolate chips. The homemade marzipan adds a touch of almondy goodness — once you eat through the rest of the cookie. It’s like a reward.
The Carrot Cake: Soft, cakey cookie with shredded carrots, spices & cinnamon cream cheese filling
This cookie & I… have been on a journey. Shredding carrots, measuring just the right mix of ground oats and flour, fussing with levels of vanilla vs maple extract. But I’m super proud of her, and the journey was worth the destination. This isn’t a cookie you’ll easily find elsewhere, and who doesn’t love a bit of beta karotene with their sweet treat?
The Chonk Chip: A classic, hefty chocolate chip, appropriately salty and chewy
She’s chonky, she’s salty. She’s been declared “the best chocolate chip cookie I’ve ever had” by a guy I work with. Validation counts, friends. But you be the judge and let me know how the Chonk measures up.
The Hand Flex: Earl grey is back! A tea-infused cookie with a sweet lemon creme center
A catch of a cookie originally released for Valentine’s Day & now re-released for Pride & Prejudice’s 20th anniversary. This Earl Grey-infused lemony gem is the Mr. Darcy to your sweet tooth, the Lizzy Bennett to your treat hankering. And if you need reminding of whence the inspiration came, here you go.
The Eat Your Feelings Collection
The Pistachi-woe: Chocolate with pistachio creme & crumbled pistachios
Straight from the Garden of Eden (allegedly), pistachios have been a dreamy treat as long as humans have munched nuts. Even the Queen of Sheba loved them — so much so that she declared them a royal food. You deserve a royal food, friend. Especially when nestled in a soft, chewy chocolate cookie.
*Can also be called The Pistachi-whoa if flabberghast and shock are the things you’re feeling.
The Rhymes-With-Cry: Chocolate with spicy-sweet chai cookie delight
The news is spicy and rarely sweet, but this cookie is both. This spicy choc number has all the good stuff: cinnamon, allspice, cloves, ginger, black pepper, and even a lil cardamom. Set down the doomscrolling, take a breath, and nibble on this number.
The Peanut Blubber: Chocolate hugs a chewy peanut butter cookie center
Man, who doesn’t need a hug? Peanut butter is certainly a hug for your mouth — delicious and salty-sweet and, like some people, perhaps clings a little too long. Not this cookie, though — it’ll go down so smooth and yummy, even between gulps of air and streams of tears. There, there. All better now.
The ‘This is Fine’: Chocolate with walnuts, white choc chips, coconut, & toasted ‘mallows
An everything cookie with toasted marshmallows because we gotta make the most out of this dumpster fire of a situation. Huzzah.